Sad Songs

Ever had a heartbreak??Well then if you have you must be well aware of what we do when we have one...we listen to sad sentimental songs(Well if you think this is borrowed from "Pyar Ke Side Effects"..it was not,because that is the truth...we do listen to sad songs and no im not gettin paid by the producers for writing this) and we cry,cry and cry till tears beg us to stop.Now lets talk about people who write these sad songs...the very likes of Jagjit Singh,Adnan Sami,Himesh Reshammiya,Justin Timberlake,Ronan Keating,Westlife,Bryan Adams and how can i forget Mr. Enrique Iglesias!!Well to start with...look at there clothes..Mr Jagjit sing in those elegant ckihan kurta and shawls that would make even the Nawabs of Lucknow jealous,Himesh reshammiya is in a dons a new cap(atleast) in every new sad song of his,Adnan uses a"lot" of new clothes(literally!!),Justin sports a new haido and all others sport a cool gear...can anyone please tell me who has the time and intrest to dress up so elaborately when we just had a heartbreak??look at their faces...does it seem that they have even a single tear over the cause for which they have written the song...a cause that can be of no greater importance if mortals like you and me had been involved.
They get all the most beautiful and hottest of girls.While Indian counterparts only enjoy starring in the videos with these beautiful girls and go only as far to holding hands or a lil bit of sensuous act the singers abroad like Justin and Enrique have been there,done that and smooched girls which include Scarlett Jhohansson,Anna Kurnikova,Jeniffer Love Hewitt...and a host of voluptuous and buxom babes and we are just left staring at our sweetheart's photo and only cry more.
They rake in the moolah by writing and singing these songs...Its the sure fire way to make the album go platinum and multi platinum because people like you and me buy it and while we are left crying they are running to the banks with their hands loaded with few million dollars of money.So in reality the people who sing these sad and sentimental songs are no way sad!Infact they are happy.So the next time you have a heartbeark..dont cry.Just go and write a sad love song and you will be happy for the rest of your life.All those people who are still crying...Analyze This !

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Ads and reality are like antonyms. Dont agree?? Well pick an ad at random…Lets start with the Deodrants…Man you see this most nerdy guy that you might ever seen(I sometimes wonder that how do they manage to make such a handsome dude look so bad??!!)who goes unnoticed by all d hot bod females…and then he like literally bathes in deo…dude.!!If I sprayed that much deo on me in a day I don’t know about the girls but im sure I will get asthama or bronchitis! Anyways so continuing…n boy then is suddenly surrounded by all the hottest girls…Believe me I tried this and nothing happens. What happens is that You loose a few people who were actually standing beside you…Not satislfied still?? Well lets then choose the cosmetics…esp the fairness cream ads…the girl or boy seems like they have grease rubbed all over them and in three weeks they are shining as if they have been bleached!!Man if such were the case then America wouldnt be having its first ”black” prez..The shampoo advertisements are not far away…evry now and then there is this “new” shampoo wid zpto,abc,xyz technology in it…It seems like nation is spending more on these R&D than defence..if the older shampoo of theirs promised to remove the dandruff what is it still doing in my head?? The only thing that has gone is my hair…maybe that is their stategy…A guy jumps from building, another one gives his friends a run just to drink a soft drink!! Dude!! Why cant you just go out to the shop and buy a soft drink?? And what is the best part?? Every and any ad gotta have Sexy girls…be it anything…even some children’s product!! Are they enticing people to buy the product or the girl??

Ad makers get more creative for god’s sake! What do you think we people are?? Ads are what people connect to, what makes them buy a product not just show whatever you feel like or some scantily clad girl. So all you people who see all the random ads without a thought…Analyze This!